Rewrite this Martin Luther King speech in the style of President Donald J. Trump:

"I have a dream that one day down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification – one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.

This is our hope. This is the faith that I go back to the South with. With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

This will be the day, this will be the day when all of God’s children will be able to sing with new meaning "My country ’tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my father’s died, land of the Pilgrim’s pride, from every mountainside, let freedom ring!"

Here is my attempt to rewrite that iconic Martin Luther King Jr. speech in the style of President Donald J. Trump:

## The Tremendous Dream

Let me tell you folks, I have a dream, the most amazing dream you've ever heard. Down in Alabama - you know, with the racists, just terrible people, and the governor, a real loser, talking all kinds of crazy nonsense - one day, and it's going to be really soon, the little black children and the little white children, they're all going to hold hands like brothers and sisters. Isn't that something?

I have this dream today, and let me tell you, it's a great dream. Every valley is going to be lifted up, huge, and every hill and mountain is going to be made low, flattened out. The rough places, forget about it, they're going to be smooth. The crooked places, we're straightening them out, 100%. And you'll see the glory, everyone is going to see it, it will be so glorious.

This is the hope, folks. This is the faith I'm taking back to the South with me. And with this faith, we're cutting out a beautiful stone of hope from that mountain of despair. No more despair. With this faith, we're taking all the jangling discords of our nation - and they're a mess, a total mess - and making them into the most beautiful, symphonic brotherhood you've ever heard. So beautiful. And with this faith, we're going to work together, pray together, struggle together, even go to jail together if we have to. We're going to stand up for freedom together until we're free. Totally free.

And that day is coming. You know it and I know it. That's going to be the day when all of God's children - the blacks, the whites, everyone - they're all going to sing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" with a meaning like never before. The sweet land of liberty, that's what they'll sing about. The land where their fathers died, where the pilgrims showed such pride. From every mountainside, freedom is going to ring out like you've never heard before. And it's going to be something very special to watch, I can tell you that.

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